Your dad was into tennis before you were and he has the balls to prove it. He’s been crushing cross court between the legs point, set, match slams since before Federer could say Wimbledon. And, with his nylon strung pine hammer, he was Thor of the tennis court and thunder served aces with his eyes closed. The tennis trixies were always at his games, because they knew afterward one of them got to be his new ball girl.
So hipsters, just because your god Wes directed a movie about a Royal family that made tennis seem indie as fuck, remember this…
When your dad says he “Loves” you, he’s really saying you’re just zero to his match point.
Thanks for the photo submission.
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(via chadwickgantes)
